Wednesday, July 20, 2022

I am back!

 F lines:

F- I am going to add a third job. I am going to cut hair.
Me- Boys or girls?
F- Black, white , boy, girl I don't care. And when I am older, I will add tattoo artist.

F- Who invented the internet? Was it the guy with the kite?


F- No man can finish this size Gatorade in a day.. and I am 6 (he did though because camp is outdoors and it is 95 degrees).

F on floating on his back in the pool: I need someone who is a grown up or like a grown up so i feel safe and don't tense up and die.

V to his brother J-  How come you had a girlfriend for one day? (It was more like 6 weeks)
Me- That's not nice.
F- Yeah but what happened?

F after a very long piano piece at his first concert: He was almost brainwashed me.

F- This sausage makes my taste buds sparkle!

F- I wish we could go back in time because last Halloween party was epic!

F- You cannot judge by smell; it may smell like a cow's but but tastes like a rainbow.

F- Were trees a thing before time had a name?

F- If I  look at something and blink, I memorize it in my brain.