F lines:
F- I am going to add a third job. I am going to cut hair.
Me- Boys or girls?
F- Black, white , boy, girl I don't care. And when I am older, I will add tattoo artist.
F- Who invented the internet? Was it the guy with the kite?
F- No man can finish this size Gatorade in a day.. and I am 6 (he did though because camp is outdoors and it is 95 degrees).
F on floating on his back in the pool: I need someone who is a grown up or like a grown up so i feel safe and don't tense up and die.
V to his brother J- How come you had a girlfriend for one day? (It was more like 6 weeks)
Me- That's not nice.
F- Yeah but what happened?
F after a very long piano piece at his first concert: He was almost brainwashed me.
F- This sausage makes my taste buds sparkle!
F- I wish we could go back in time because last Halloween party was epic!
F- You cannot judge by smell; it may smell like a cow's but but tastes like a rainbow.
F- Were trees a thing before time had a name?
F- If I look at something and blink, I memorize it in my brain.