Je Suis Une Vache Argentine

All I do is pump or think about (i.e. dread) pumping. It does not even take that long. But once in a while I wonder who the asshole is who invented this machine. Okay, it is a cool trick that I can make babies grow outside of my body with something my body makes, but still. How many bottles does it take to make a mamma cuckoo? My mistake last night was going to bed too early (before the late feeding) which meant getting up two times for the feeding routine. AleVit sleeps well  but two times (10-15 minutes per bottle plus changing diapers plus 10-15 minute pumping/cleaning bottles) is too many. I read at the doctor's office that they need to drink 32 ounces per day before moving on to food. Holy cow (that would be me), they currently drink 20 ounces more or less and that is very time consuming. I need to start stockpiling milk. Can I make it through infancy with no formula? I have done harder things, but they were a bit more interesting than this...