Today...

V as went to go see a potential apartment with a backyard: I have been dreaming about having a garden.

V in the cab on our way there: Credit cards are important!

A to me: You are not an actor anymore.

V getting up off the toilet: I forgot to swing my penis.

A- Do you know why I like to draw people? Because I love them. Even not my parents I like to draw them. Firstabble I like to draw A (her buddy)- she is really cute. Secondabble: Do you know why? Because she is little.


V: Can I have another turn at S's (his buddy) house?

Un poquito

A: For Halloween can I be a garbage can?

A to me: Papi is so yummy you want to eat his culito. You want to be jomantic (no typo) with him.

J: I looked up a normal family and it is two parents, divorced or together, and two kids or three and a pet.

? I burped and it tasted good.

Delicate Body Parts

A: You have a big belly. Did you eat?
Me: That is not very nice.
A: You have a beautiful face.

Me to J: Did you shower with soap (after swim)?
J: I only washed my hair a little and my butt but I did not put any soap on my nuts.

II

A on her friend: she does not have any privelets, she is just a kid.
M: Everyone has privates.
A: She does not. So be polite!
M: Yes she does.
A; You are just an ugly person.

M hugging J(!1) and beaming after his concert pieces last night: I am so proud!

M on she and J hitting each other: It is not fighting, it is called aggressive play.

V dancing up a storm: Can I go to rock star school when I am older?
Me: Sure.
V: Do they have it for three year olds?

J on his parents: I am like papi when he was little. He was like ten of me. He was wild and brave and had lots of experience. You (meaning me) were a normal kid who followed the rules. He was more on an adventure guy.

Happy New Year!

J on V: He has a like a one inch vocabulary.

V: We have a lot, calm down your horses.

A to me: Listen to my rules or you don't get any culito!

V: I'm not that naughty.

V: My name is a little boring, so can you choose a different one?
Me: Like what?
V: Any!

V trying to convince me to go to a movie with him (instead of F): But I have more love than papi.

A after eating pizza and cupcakes at a party: Can I have dinner?
Me: You already had dinner. Remember the food?
A: That was not food, that was junk!

V putting a headband on L (as part of their daily dress up and dance parties): You look like Lady Gaga!

J in the music room at school while we practiced piano and he eyed the drum set: My body is urging me to play those drums!

J singing the Katy Perry song "I kissed a girl": I kissed a boy!
Me: She says girl.
J: I know, but I am a boy so I am changing it!

M and J were very concerned and confused when I tried to explain racial tensions with the police, we had just seen a school group demonstrating...
J: I would fire all of the police and put up signs for honest and fair new police!
M: Yeah but you cannot have a day without police. You would have to put the signs up before you fire them.
J: No, there can be a day with no police and then they won't kill any people.

A few minutes later...
J: When is this going to end?
Me: What?
J: The problem with the police.
Me: I don't know. There are a lot of racial problems in this country.
J: I thought MLK solved it (pobrecito- he really did!)
Me: He did a lot but it was just the beginning.
M: People just want to go back to the past.
Me: ?
M: Like ISIS and police who kill black people, they are living in the past.