TRUMP IS A CRIME

the title of our new era- words spoken by V as he interrupted my reading about anti-immigration laws Trump espouses.

V- Can you smoke when you are old?

V- Can I go to Keewaydin when I am 7?
Me- No, maybe when you are 10.
V- It might not even exist!

V- Is F going to pre-k soon? It helps him learn how to read faster.

Me- This (the princess bride) is not like real life.
A- How do you know? You are married.

Me to V: I am not a cleaning lady.
V: Well, you are a lady and you are good at cleaning (I'm not).

A- If we didn't have F, I'd be dead!

V- I will be a good president. Do you think?

V, in the middle of his Kindergarten skills assessment test (as per the tester- I wasn't there)- I'm exhausted.

Bad Blogger

I have been on the verge of writing for many many days and then I never do. No real excuse. I wanted to blog about AleVit turning 6 (whoa!) or on really good or bad days (some days I'm on the zone and others are a battle) but alas I never did. Instead, I will share some quotations that I've jotted down before I lose them and hopefully take some time to reflect some time soon.

A saying "valuables": valuals

A as we entered Citibank: It says shittybank.

V: I think I should work in the White House.
Me: What would you do? Tell jokes?
V: Wait, is that a job there?

V: Me and A are the only twins with Feb 8 birthdays in this family.

V: Valentine's day is about expressing love.

V: The beach in NY smells like a garbage can.

V: I want to live where abuelo L lives.
Me: Miami?
V: Wherever he lives.

A: Does it have a happy ever ending?

V: How much does college cost? I have no money. I can give you my whole wallet. Can you help me pay?

V: How much does it cost? Infinity and beyond?

J: French people make assumptions.

V: Why is she (M) going to the doctor? To see if she is growing in the right order?

V: Jesus Christ!
Me: Don't say that.
V: Wait, is Christ his last name?

V: Since it is Groundhog's day can I stay up?

A: Has anyone in our family had ravies? (no typo)