Do you know where pee comes from? Your brain!
What do germs look like? Do they have horns?
When I got in the car and it was stinky: Did you fart?
F: Yes.
Me: That is powerful.
F: I am powerful so that is how I make my farts. Weak people make them weak. Lazy people make lazy farts.
J to F- I wish I were small like you.
F- No, you don't. It is horrible being short. I cannot even reach things up high that people hide, Trust me, you do not want to be short!
F- I would not go to the action figure bin. They all fart in there, it smells horrible!
F was showing A a toy he wants for Xmas from an old book. A said: That toy doesn't exist anymore, you cannot get it.
F: Yes I can. I already ordered it from Santa.
F to J: I slept alone because he (V) betrayed me!
Why didn't you sleep w A?
I have. In my life, I have slept with her but last night V betrayed me!
F, watching the news, perplexed: Trump is alive? Really? This whole time I thought he was dead.
