1. Do not ask if it was an accident (mind your own damn business... were you an accident?)
2. Do not ask moronic questions like, "Did you know it was twins?" How the hell could I know that?
3. Do not ask super personal questions (eg "Did you have fertility?" For the record, I did not could not would not with a mouse not in a house not with a fox not in a box...
4. Do not touch me without permission (I am not touchy feely now or ever).
5. Do not give me unsolicited advice/comments regarding caffeine, alcohol etc because I will drink what we damn please!
6. Do feel free to offer me a seat when I am with bags and children (I will gladly put some of those down and stay standing).
7. Do offer to give me hand me downs (I take everything...my goal this time around...buy nothing!)
8. Do feel free to come over and babysit any time any number of kids :)
I'll offer you the seat, I'll bring you twin devices and I'll babysit every time I could.
ReplyDeletein consideration,would you upload the sonogram ?
no invasion of privacy there....