J (to me)-You smell bad
M- I think he means your breath
Me- I brushed my teeth
J- No, your shoulder smells bad
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M (recounting her dream)
We were in a museum and the artist made a genie come out of his painting. The genie tried to tickle me and then he wanted to take the words of out of my brain so I could not talk but I got away and got on the bus.
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Last night (M now likes to quote from movies, the latter part of this is apparently from Ice Age)
Do you know why I speak English so well? Because I was born in this hole and I am going to die in this hole.
rofl !!
ReplyDeletethat might be the reason I do not speak english that well. I was not born in the hole !!
there's antiperspirant for shoulders.