J the Jokester

J liked getting "jello" in his hair post haircut.
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J- Wipe me!
Me- I think you can wipe yourself. How much longer am I going to wipe you?
J- Until I am a teenager.
M- You will not be able to go to parties if mamá has to wipe your butt.
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J to me- I love you 100 hours.
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J listening to music from two different sources.
Me- You cannot listen to two different songs at the same time.
J- Why not? I have two ears.
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To my umpteenth request for something..
J- Yes my beautiful mother.