Yo Mama!

As I focused on the crunchy snow below my feet walking home from the gym, a huge black man hollered out to me
Yo Mama! Twins?
Yup.
You fucking with me?
Nope.
Last girl I spoke to with a belly like that went into labor.
Please do not say that. I am not ready.
Nah. Congratulations. (big smile)
Never a dull moment in the hood.