Interesting Comments

M recently told me that since it is so crowded here now that I have four kids she would like to go sleep at her friend G's house. She has been trying to plan this for two years and that family does not do sleepovers.
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J asked me out of the blue and exasperated (and he was the only one home with me and F!) - Why did we have to have twins for?
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J to me- I look like the babies' dad. They think I am their dad.

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J- What does Uncle D do in college? I am thinking he does cooking or some computer stuff.
Me- No.
J- Maybe he does nothing.
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J looking around the living room- There was a baby explosion here.
Me- Of what? Poop?
J- No. Of baby.

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J trying to get out of eating dinner- I dreamt that  a doctor put his long hand in my throat and found all of the food and then he would be fat and not me.