M- Why are the twins so important all of a sudden?
Me- Well, they cannot do anything alone and they need our help for everything and that is why they need so much attention. The same thing happened when you were born.
M-But there was nobody else around. (point taken)
Me- Well I need you to be flexible.
M- With my body or my mind?
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J- (from the toilet) Can you bend down now?
Me- Yes, I am not pregnant anymore.
J- Yes you are (pointing to my belly). There are more babies in there.
Me- No there are not.
J- Yes. There are 300 billion more but they are coming out one at a time.
Me- No , we are not having any more babies.
J- Well there are some raccoons that will be coming out later.
Yes, raccoons. Beware of raccoons!
ReplyDeletem, u r a genius !! rofl
ReplyDeletea little flexibility with both body and mind is always helpful
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