More Zingers

M in the car- Can we have a country house?
J- We already have babies (my thoughts exactly).

M to me- Do you think I am going to be a mom or a single lady?
Me- A mom.
M- Great. If I am a mom I will be a grandma and I will be so happy. (pause) Will you help me choose what to be when I grow up?

In a context I cannot remember I used the word sassy (negative to me and of paramount coolness to M).
M- I am so glad to hear that word come out of your mouth.

J this afternoon after getting his "mote control car" for his bday-
Can I put a baby on the car and let it go down the stairs?/

J- Can I have more birthday tomorrow?
F- It is over until next year. Then you will be five.
J- I do not want to grow up because then I will have to have gum and wine.