Oh, I Get It!

You do not want to sleep in the crib taking up half of my room. You want to be bundled in your car seats on the floor (now on my bed because I am up) and I should have gotten this signal right away when you screamed like a maniac despite being fed, cleaned, and snuggly. A is really the car alarm here, she does not scream at all, except when you get in bed. And not right away. She waits 3-7 minutes to make sure you are already dreaming about sleeping. I have to go wake the natives so they they drink some more expressed milk, poop and pee, get changed, go back to sleep so I can pump milk so we can all keep going. Pretty cool that my body's milk is the sole source of survival for these puppies right now. Nature is crazy! J poited out that men do not have babies because they do not have tetas, just "mimples" (M used to call them pimples so this makes sense). Hasta luego. Sorry I am not as prolific or witty as I used to be. My brain is a little mushy.