MoJo Chatter

J to me- Are you going to die before us?
Me- Yes.
J- Will we know?
Me- Yes. I will be sick or very old so you will know.It will not be a surprise.
J- Oh, I will be sad.
M- Or someone can kill you. That would be a surprise too. Not like a good one.
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J to me (he does not believe that I work); When you get a job can I go with your job? I just want to go with you.
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J to M (whispering his secret)- I am in love with girls.
M- Who?
J- With you.
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M as every channel I flipped to had preachers this am- What is it Jesus's birthday already?
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J- When I am injury can I have a stroller?
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J to me, again re my job- You do not do anything, you are you.
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J looking onto the horizon- I see the river in the future.
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J- When I am rich and famous...what is famous?
Me- When everyone knows who you are because of your talent.
J. Oh. When I am rich and famous, I will have a butler.
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J on the toilet- It is like fighting lava.
J as he tried harder to poop- If you do not push it out, it will slash you.