Recent J Lines

J with a magnifying lens in his hand: Can I look at your arm? Good job shaving, you do not have too many hairs on them.
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J to me: We should have a behavior chart for the babies too.
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J: Did tíg G (mine not his) drive a taxi?
Me: No
J: Then it was abuelo R. I am sure someone in this family drove a taxi (it was grandpa in Sydney).
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J to M: What do you like to do to your body? My favorite two things are to twizzle my hair and to shine  my nails.
M: Oh.
J: Do you not care about your body?
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As we counted many dogs on our way to BT, J to me: This is nature's way of telling you that you should like dogs.
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J likes Jubo (Judo)
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J to tía S when she was on the phone: Who are you talking to?
tía S: My mom.
J: Abuela S?
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J to me on the bus out of the blue: I will always love you!