New Ones

J watching F write the check for $100 for the BS fine; $100 for vacation? Are you serious? He should be fired!
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J; Can you do that? A big favor for your son. Ice cold water. A little deal. Would you do that for your greatest son? Yeah! yeah!
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Me to V: Mi gordito
V: Mi panza.
Me: Dónde está la panza?V: Se fue.
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V to A, crib side is finally dead and she now sleeps in it with no side: A-lita, sale cama! (she did a few times but for the most part basks in the beauty of her big girl bed)
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J: What does the sign say? No What?
Me: No smoking. You need to smoke outside.
Once outside, J: I am smoking a party (pretending to smoke).
Me: What?
J: Papi told me. Smokin' a party. It is fun!