Saturday, November 30, 2013

Recent Lines

V to A: I am going to get you a new kitten next time for a treat.
A: No, get me a lollipop and a candy bar.
V: Me too, I want a candy bar.

V on a neighbor's toy gun: I want a turn with the drill!

A: V is not going to come to by birthday.
Me: Yes, he is. You have the same birthday.
A: No, we don't.
Me: Who is older?
A: Me. I am older.

V in bed with us: J has lots of hair. Papi don't have hair. Papi should get more hair. Does papi have hair this am?

A: You are in the mamá seat.
Me: No, this is the passenger seat, there is no mamá seat.
A: Yes there is. You are in the mamá seat.

A to V on the street: Do not jump or the neighbors will get angry.

V to me as I got dressed: Who gave you those petetas?

V singing to himself: My penis, my penis, I have a very big penis, my penis is longer!


2 comments:

  1. i want to hear more verses to v's song
    also, i am a bit disappointed to not get any shout outs for the philly trip...no good quotes? what about j inviting mickey to disney land? or v exclaiming "philadelphia!" every time you turned on to our street...something...

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  2. i am way behind as you may have noticed. i just acknowledged their haircuts:)
    i will flesh out what you mentioned and anything else i can think of.. as soon as i can.
    miss jew.

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