A: Boys don't have feelings.
Me to A after she hit V: You are hurting his feelings.
A: His earrings? Or his feelings?
Me to A after she hit V: You are hurting his feelings.
A: His earrings? Or his feelings?
V (dressed as Batman): I am Batman!
A: Batman, shut your mouth.
When I told V to relax his butt so I could wipe him: That is what butts do- they stay closed.
V, when I told him he was not going to ride his scooter on the subway platform: I am, and if you do not let me I am going to get on the train and leave you here.
V asked his teacher what a sign said. She responded: No smoking in the park.
V: But I always smoke in the park. My mom and dad always let me smoke in the park.
V after he told me he was a dog: You can pet the dog.
Me: Ok
V: But you need to ask.
I ask A: Can I pet your dog?
A: I rather you not.
When I told V to relax his butt so I could wipe him: That is what butts do- they stay closed.
V, when I told him he was not going to ride his scooter on the subway platform: I am, and if you do not let me I am going to get on the train and leave you here.
V asked his teacher what a sign said. She responded: No smoking in the park.
V: But I always smoke in the park. My mom and dad always let me smoke in the park.
V after he told me he was a dog: You can pet the dog.
Me: Ok
V: But you need to ask.
I ask A: Can I pet your dog?
A: I rather you not.
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