It Be Hard to Post

when you are stuck with a great apartment that you cannot rent and a never ending slew of work.
but here are some one liners so you do not starve to death papá:

A: You have very very very pretty eyeballs mamá.

Me to V: Me estoy enojando. ¿Querés que me enoje?
V: No. I like it when you are happy.

J: I just realized I want to be a fútbol player.

V: When I am mad it is not funny. Do not smile or laugh when I am mad.

M at her first seder: I cannot believe they have to do this every year!

V at his first seder: When do we do the part where we look for the colored eggs?

Me: Do you want a treat?
V: Cockadoodle yes!

J: I am excited for passover.
M: I cannot tell if you are sarcastic.

V looking at an ad at Baskin Robbins: If you eat that, it blocks your heart ad then it is sad but you die.

V: At BT we ear french food.
Me: Fresh?
V: From french but fresh.

Me To J: Tenés un ensayo hoy.
A: A massage?

A, watching Led Zeppelin: Do you want to marry those guys?
Me: No.
A: Your hair is like them.