A to an admin assistant in the hallway: You don't know my name do you?
Said woman: No, I don't.
A: I knew it!
V to someone who asked him how chess was: The worst!
V to F about soccer: It was not real soccer- they did not give us trophies! (Clearly this is a genetic problem- the skewed view of extracurriculars)
A to V: We are mini grown ups V!
V to A: I don't want to play with you!
A: Ever again?
V: I can't make friends! Everyone is busy and I can't.
Friday, September 25, 2015
Monday, September 21, 2015
Monkey Talk
In the cafeteria a few minutes ago V summons me over: Mamá! They treat us like rats here; the food is so bad and they are so mean!
Lest you think he be truthful- after a fun weekend of camping (he told me he wanted to camp every day) when his teacher asked him how his weekend was, V replied: It was the worst weekend of my life!
On the way to camping: If you take off your fingers, you cannot pick anything up.
When Pink came on the radio I said to F: Your girlfriend is singing.
V: You have a new girlfriend? You gave up on mamá?
V: Why don't dogs get any money when they lose teeth?
V was going nuts having a hard time pooping. He told me I had to take him to the doctor. When he was done yelling J asked : Is he done constipating?
V to L: I need a new babysitter. I love you and I like you but I need a babysitter who does everything I say and gives me candy every day.
A passing a cheesy clothing store: Can I go in here and check out the clothes?
V when I offered to play with him: You are too big to play. I want to play with my best friend A.
Lest you think he be truthful- after a fun weekend of camping (he told me he wanted to camp every day) when his teacher asked him how his weekend was, V replied: It was the worst weekend of my life!
On the way to camping: If you take off your fingers, you cannot pick anything up.
When Pink came on the radio I said to F: Your girlfriend is singing.
V: You have a new girlfriend? You gave up on mamá?
V: Why don't dogs get any money when they lose teeth?
V was going nuts having a hard time pooping. He told me I had to take him to the doctor. When he was done yelling J asked : Is he done constipating?
V to L: I need a new babysitter. I love you and I like you but I need a babysitter who does everything I say and gives me candy every day.
A passing a cheesy clothing store: Can I go in here and check out the clothes?
V when I offered to play with him: You are too big to play. I want to play with my best friend A.
Monday, September 14, 2015
V's Comments on "Day" 1
And by day I mean 30 minutes from 11:30-12pm. Hanging out at school/Starbucks/library/nurse's office with me, F etc. They were aching to get to "school" and were disappointed to get so little so late.
Last week V ran into my boss's office and started banging on her keyboard. I told him that was where kids who misbehave go.
Today, waiting in the hallway: Is that where the bad girl's office is?
At morning meeting: When is graduation?
Waiting to go in: Are they going to give me lunch in there? Breakfast?
Me: No.
V: Then why do they have an oven in there?
Last week V ran into my boss's office and started banging on her keyboard. I told him that was where kids who misbehave go.
Today, waiting in the hallway: Is that where the bad girl's office is?
At morning meeting: When is graduation?
Waiting to go in: Are they going to give me lunch in there? Breakfast?
Me: No.
V: Then why do they have an oven in there?
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Dregs...
V on his plastic bike to A on her scooter on their way to the park: How about we go next to each other and hold hands and chat about things.
V at the supermarket: Can we please buy this yogurt? It makes the fun never end.
V: You know I never forget. Whatever you tell me I don't forget.
V at the supermarket: Can we please buy this yogurt? It makes the fun never end.
V: You know I never forget. Whatever you tell me I don't forget.
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