In the cafeteria a few minutes ago V summons me over: Mamá! They treat us like rats here; the food is so bad and they are so mean!
Lest you think he be truthful- after a fun weekend of camping (he told me he wanted to camp every day) when his teacher asked him how his weekend was, V replied: It was the worst weekend of my life!
On the way to camping: If you take off your fingers, you cannot pick anything up.
When Pink came on the radio I said to F: Your girlfriend is singing.
V: You have a new girlfriend? You gave up on mamá?
V: Why don't dogs get any money when they lose teeth?
V was going nuts having a hard time pooping. He told me I had to take him to the doctor. When he was done yelling J asked : Is he done constipating?
V to L: I need a new babysitter. I love you and I like you but I need a babysitter who does everything I say and gives me candy every day.
A passing a cheesy clothing store: Can I go in here and check out the clothes?
V when I offered to play with him: You are too big to play. I want to play with my best friend A.
delightful
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