A: What does torture mean?
(I give her a cursory explanation)
A: How does Taylor Swift know that girls do not like to be tortured?
V: Do sticks (crutches) in your armpits hurt?
V: I am going to buy a rodent at Chuck E. Cheese!
J: I want to be a security guard.
Me: Dream bigger.
J: I want to work at a diner so I can eat bacon every day. Or own a toy store so I can take as many toys as I want for my kids. Or a dream job could be a gym teacher.
J: I am not going to buy a house. I am going to live in an RV.
Me: How will your family fit in there?
J: I will live in my wife's house and the RV will still be mine!
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
JK Stars
When I was recently brainstorming with V for his G list (it is G week!) it dawned on me that he has no idea what that means.
Me: It is in a zoo. Guh guh
V: guh guh elephant!
Me: I am thinking of a small fruit. Guh guh
V: Apple!
Me: Gray-
V: Grayberries!
V: How about crap?
Me: That is rude and a c word.
V: Butt?
Me: Also rude and a b word.
V: Mud? Crud?
As part of Thanksgiving, each child makes a wreath decorated with words that describe what they are thankful for. A wrote:
eating, blueberries, my family, my friends, swings, when my dad makes soup, dress up, rainbows
Me: It is in a zoo. Guh guh
V: guh guh elephant!
Me: I am thinking of a small fruit. Guh guh
V: Apple!
Me: Gray-
V: Grayberries!
V: How about crap?
Me: That is rude and a c word.
V: Butt?
Me: Also rude and a b word.
V: Mud? Crud?
As part of Thanksgiving, each child makes a wreath decorated with words that describe what they are thankful for. A wrote:
eating, blueberries, my family, my friends, swings, when my dad makes soup, dress up, rainbows
Friday, November 13, 2015
Would YOU Rather???
V: Would you rather be glued to the bottom of your bed or stuck in a drop of blood?
J: Would you rather be rich but bald or have a clown wig stuck on your head?
V: Would you rather be stuck in a chimney and when Santa comes down his butt is in your face or get hit by a car and die?
J: Would you rather be rich but bald or have a clown wig stuck on your head?
V: Would you rather be stuck in a chimney and when Santa comes down his butt is in your face or get hit by a car and die?
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
¡11!
How can it be? We love you so much and you are so big on this 11-11. Stop growing. Stay 11!. Hope you enjoyed your frozen hot chocolate, your Family Ties box set, and your purple bean bag chair. You will always be our number one. LOVE LOVE LOVE. ¡Feliz cumple frupi!
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Recent Lines
V when I hugged him goodbye: You are my dream.
A to V: You are peach and I am brown. I don't like peach skin.
Me: You do not tell people you do not like their skin color.
V: I am a light light brown.
New terms by V: Holy nuts!, What in the city? (used as WTF?)
V to his parents: Where did you find me?
Vh to J: What is your favorite subject in school?
J: Recess!
A to V: You are peach and I am brown. I don't like peach skin.
Me: You do not tell people you do not like their skin color.
V: I am a light light brown.
New terms by V: Holy nuts!, What in the city? (used as WTF?)
V to his parents: Where did you find me?
Vh to J: What is your favorite subject in school?
J: Recess!
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