When you die,will I be alone?
I will bury you and when I have a boo boo, I will put my blood on you and make you alive.
Did Michael Jackson die with his brothers and sisters? He is dead but I love him.
I want a different family. I don't want to live in NY and I hate my school but I still love you very much.
When I am a grown up, will you still love me?
Mamá, why did you want another baby?
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J: I am going to make my wife do all of the dirty work like diapers.
Me: Then you will never get a wife if you say that.
J: The I will make my husband do the dirty work!
When I suggested a play date for next weekend, V:
Tell them I am not available!
V: Mami and papi, you are getting too nice!
V: I hate Taylor Swift.
A: But she can make bad boys good for a weekend.
V strolling by a Victoria's Secret window rife with boobs in lace: Is that inappropriate for me to look at?
Me: No.
V: Well I am looking!
V: I want a snack that blows my mind away!
V's name suggestion (no typos) : FIM or KAVIN
V: Do you know jesus was the only baby to see in rainbow he's dead and so are his parents?
V:t is all A's fault. I was going to have a good day and she ruined my life!
V to L as he tried to get to the freezer: Excuse me my darling.
A to me: I love the thing in your tummy and the thing that is above that, which is you.
A to me: I love the thing in your tummy and the thing that is above that, which is you.
this little man is too deep! he's like a 70 year old stuck in a midget's body
ReplyDeletei LOVE the taylor swift line from A, that J can be so practical in thinking about his life partner options and that V acknowledges looking at the lacey boobs. smart kiddies. miss them
i wrote "yes" by accident- said "no" about looking at the tetas but he astutely pointed out that he could and would enjoy anyway!
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ReplyDeleteso funny ! also laughed pretty hard at taylor swift comment
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