Back Banter

M: Can we watch Planet Earth?
J: What is that?
M: A documentary about nature.
J: Is that one where a man with a deep voice speaks? I don't want to see that.

V: Can we get a cake with shaving (whipped) cream for L?

V: Can you put come jello (gel) in my hair?

V to A: Do you want veins (bangs) on your head?

Studying the rain forest, V and A's teacher was talking about sloths. Do you know that those are?
V: Yes! You use it to clean your teeth (floss).

V as we passed a church: Can we ring and run?
Me: No!
V: Do they have security cameras?

V: Where can we buy money?

A: To be really rich, you need to steal money (true).

A: Can girls and women and ladies be drunk and blind?

Me to J: One day, in a long long time you will thank me for all of the music lessons.
J: Thank you now for making me a quality man.

V: Homeless people miss most of their life.

J looking at a Salvation Army building: What kind of soldiers are those?
Me: It is just a name. It is a charity that helps people.
J, looking at the "executive office" sign"" They execute people there?

V when I told him I was giving him a kiss from papi: Why are you acting like papi?

J to me: Are you 49 or 50?

A: Are M and J brother and sister?
Me: Yes
A: But they are not twins.

One of my students looking at my belly with a bewildered expression: When were you pregnant?