Sunday, November 27, 2016

Last November Lines

V crying: She hit me!
Me to A: Did you hit him?
A, realizing she couldn't lie: I'm dead.

After A slapped M I scolded her. A: I didn't slap her. This (bitch slapping herself) is a slap.
Me: Why did you do that?
A: You are lucky I didn't demonstrate on your face.

?: I am compatible with all the elements.

A on her ceramics craze: I want our house to have a lot of stuff made with art.


V: When I am older, I do not want money. So I am giving it all away.

V to J: Your face is a foul.

V on the new "president": He got less points but he won.
A: Life is life.

A: Another name for Harry Clinton is Seck-ah-tery Clinton.

V: I hope Trump makes nice rules.

M when I asked her if  F was sleeping in the car: He is awake now.
A: He was probably faking it.

V: Me and (baby) F are going to be scientists!

V while I rinsed him- Are you mad?
Me- No, I am tired and I think you can wash yourself.
V- Is it hard work? Being a mom?
Me- Sometimes. It's great work.
V- It's perfect... our family.

M- Melania just looks like a piece of surgical plastic.


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