Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Wrapping up da year with some midget cheer

Me to V: Someone is going to be very lucky to have you when you grow up.
V: You might get lucky.
Me: I already am. I have papi.
V: You might get luckier. Can you have a husband and a boyfriend?


Greatgrandma to V: ¡Feliz Navidad!
V: It's your birthday?

V: Can we go to a hotel for a special time?

Me to V: What percentage of what you say is fiction?
V: Technically all of it.


A: Has the apocalypse ever happened?
Me: No.
A: But it will happen one day. We only had one world right? So it hasn't happened.

Me in mirror: Look at this muscle!
A: That's just fat!

A: You guys have to start learning to treat people how you want to be treated.

V: Do we have grandkids?

V: Will you always protect me? Even when you are an old lady?

V: All my life, I have been wanting people in this family to treat me like I want to be treated.

V: When you and papi die do I need to take care of (mini) F? Are you barely 41?

A listening to the radio: Is this guy dead? He sounds dead.

J: It appears to me that your second batch of kids is not that smart.

V on xmas eve: I can't go to sleep because I can't stop thinking about you.

1 comment:

  1. amazing !!!

    loved: technically, all of it ( as you usually say: who is this kid ?)

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