MIAMI

V-There are restaurants in Miami?

V- Are there even doctors in Miami?

V on the dog- It is way past her bedtime.

J- I want to be dark tan so I can be hotter.

A- Miami is sweating.

M at the airport- If one of our seats is next to a stranger can I sit there?

 J- I feel bad for (baby F), he's not going to have our memories.

V on baby F- He has bladed teeth.

? to me- Have you ever been famous?

V- Families never end.
Me- Well, they could. How could a family end?
V- G-d?

Oldies I think I forgot to post...

A to little M: We are never going to end, M.

V: Do boys have bigger butt holes than girls?

J: I don't get parental controls. What is on the internet that is inappropriate?

A- Do you think I could be a princess? I think there is something wrong with my face. People giggle when they look at my face.

Like a Dream..

Me to A: Your hair smells like a dream.
A: How do you know what a dream smells like?


? to me? baby F?: Don't bite me, I'm not for dinner on the menu.

V to me: You know you can have another baby? You are only 41.

A looking at subway ads: Every sign wants you to get something. But we shouldn't.

A or V to me: What time is your bedtime?

It's Going to be "Ish"

When I told A that her art project was art, not a science, V chimed in: It's going to be ISH.
Me: What is that?
V: You know, not good or bad, just "ish"

Sullivan Street Bakery

We stopped by for lunch but it was full. On the door a sign read "make a protest sign and get a free loaf of bread." We proceeded to eat at the pizzeria next door (same owner) and MoJo made a sign each on the back of their placemats. J's read "Everything will be fine in 4 years. Hang in there people" and M's read " Everyone should be treated equally- it's what's inside that counts". They proceeded to go back to the bakery and came back with two free baguettes. Sweet!

This Week.....

V, after explaining segregation to me but labeling it "apartheid"- Would I even know (tío) G with apartheid?
Me- What do you mean? He's your uncle.
V- But would I be able to know him?
Me- Do you think he is black?
V- He has brown skin.

V- Mamá, there are pieces of pitín (penis) in the shower that smell bad (you found foreskin and smelled it??) and I had to defeat them!

A being mean to a classmate: X doesn't like girls who aren't blond. And I am blond, my mom makes me dye my hair.

V when a girl asked me what I had in my hand ( the breast pump): My mom uses it to get milk from her tetas.

V when I offered a teacher a bacterial wipe to clean the toilet at school: I guess she has to poop.

V to a teacher who had had ashes on her forehead that morning: Your flames went out.