This Week.....

V, after explaining segregation to me but labeling it "apartheid"- Would I even know (tío) G with apartheid?
Me- What do you mean? He's your uncle.
V- But would I be able to know him?
Me- Do you think he is black?
V- He has brown skin.

V- Mamá, there are pieces of pitín (penis) in the shower that smell bad (you found foreskin and smelled it??) and I had to defeat them!

A being mean to a classmate: X doesn't like girls who aren't blond. And I am blond, my mom makes me dye my hair.

V when a girl asked me what I had in my hand ( the breast pump): My mom uses it to get milk from her tetas.

V when I offered a teacher a bacterial wipe to clean the toilet at school: I guess she has to poop.

V to a teacher who had had ashes on her forehead that morning: Your flames went out.