Wednesday, April 19, 2017

V Tonight

V- When you are in jail, the police give you a piece of chalk to write the tally marks right?

V- People think it's the penis, but it's not. It's your balls that hurt when you get kicked.        

V- When you are drunk, how do you leave drunk?
Me- You mean how do you get out of y our house?
V- No, how do you stop being drunk?

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