MoJo AleVit Lines

A- I think he (mini F) killed me with his cuteness.

V on A stealing his coins- She took my life savings!

M on baby F watching J and V wrestle from his high chair- Dinner and  a show!

V? F would be cuter if his cheeks were fatter.

V trying to juggle- I am trying to juNgle!

V on his camouflage print spinner-  I love camel!

M speaking about if her parents got separated- You would have no luck finding a boyfriend with five kids mamá, sorry.

A on the solar eclipse- This is not even fun. We are just staring at the sky!

Me to V- Can you take a break from misbehaving?
V- I'll take a break from listening to you.

J in Cuba- I am glad to not be under the power of Trump.

V at the airport- We are the only crazy family.

J to the dog handler at JFK sniffing our bags- Is it for drugs?

J on F in a picture as a teenager- Papi was really awesome when he was younger.He looked magnificent. He had a whole six pack and I could see it because he didn't have a lot of hair there.

V looking at his armpits- I already grew one pit hair!

V on theft- Do scaNders beep when you steal something?

V- When I am a teenager and I get to college, the first thing I am going to do is buy a pepsi.

A, referring to an iron- The thing that makes clothes flat. That abuela S has.

F the Gabber- 16 months

Words F says in no particular order- !! denotes his emphasis when he says them :)

Eh-lee (Ellie- the gecko)
No!! (many variations and intonation with and without whine and/or sass)
mamá
papá
Mo-ah (Mora)
Ah-Yee (Alelí- likes to use it for all items he finds that are hers)
book
apple (apple sauce)
mana (manzana)
nana (banana)
uva
tete (leche)
pete (chupete)
p-ta (pelota)
ball
uh-oh (I just threw something)
wow
pato (zapato)
agua
pasta!!
ma-más
alo-hello
buh-bye- bye bye
Elmo!!
abeh (abre-used exclusively when knocking)
tah-tah (ya está)
tank yoo- Thank you
go!
pan
okay

V in August

V on Pedialyte- I only don't like the flavor. It would be delicious without the flavor.

V on his stomach- It's tryin' to kill me you know?

V- I'm not comfortable being yelled at every single time.

V- Who's the best of the worst behaved?

V- Did papi agree in making kids?

V on the baby call to baby F- Fai la nana ahora ahora.