A: I need to talk to you. I do not like the hair on my legs so I want to take most of it off.
Me: No. Humans are hairy and you do not have that much hair on your legs. Come back in six years.
V: We have too much toys. We need a bigger room. Or we can just cover the floor with toys and then you can trip and kill yourself.
V overhearing a conversation: He was a mistake?
F: No kids are mistakes.
V: Except in Twins when one twin is made of leftover crap.
wow. that one about the twins is a strong statement !!
ReplyDeleteIt is a quotation from the DeVito/Schwarzenegear movie
ReplyDeleteoh. lol
ReplyDeleteis he already quoting movies' lines?
Yup. All the time.
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