When I told him to go to sleep: You fired!
When I told him the JCC was closed: ¿Por qué? Caramba!
When we saw a dead pigeon- ¿Puedo pisarlo? (Can I step on it?)
The next day, same pigeon- ¿Puedo comerlo? (Can I eat it?)
As his father read him a story where a dino ate another one: Non si fa, cazzo!
V- I will design cars or play for the Knicks or be a vet or help the poor.
V, when he realized he made a bad pokemon trade- It is sad that a ten year old took advantage of me.
V, impatient at a restaurant- Is there a sloth in the kitchen?
V, impatient at another restaurant- Is the food coming today or next year?
rofl
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