F- Can I have some seltzer (he's addicted)? I feel like my brain is toasting.
V to F (sr): Do you want to be reincarnated as a bear?
F on his action figures: They just woke up but they are not in the mood to save the day. They are not available so they went back to bed.
Me to F: You are my favorite 4-year-old in the world.
F: Do you mean the planet?
Me: What is this planet called?
F: South America!
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