MoJo's Social Commentary

Upon my admiration of a group of bikers...
Me- I'm going to ask Papi to buy me a motorcycle when I grow up.
M- Yeah right.
J- You will fall out like a sack of potatoes.
About their Tiemann grandparents...
M- It's funny because abuela S. goes to sleep so early and gets up so early and grandpa goes to bed late and gets up late (in reality my mother is the freak who wakes up at 4am). They are opposites.
Me- Abuela S. is weird and grandpa is normal.
J- Grandpa is NOT normal.
M to her friends on the bus...
You know what is sad? People are going straight to Christmas and skipping Thanksgiving.
Me- There is not much to sell for Thanksgiving and they want people to buy a lot for Xmas.
M- They could sell turkey t-shirts.
J remembering a crazy bitch we saw on the bus hitting her toddler and yelling at him like a maniac...
Next time I see her I will tell her to stop and not to hit his face. She probably is not even his mom. She doesn't know how to be a mom. She should give him a timeout not hurt him.
Me- I think she was his mom, she was just not nice.
M- That baby should have been adopted by someone nice.