J on his way to visit his old day care for the first time since graduating "I wish I could have two schools." Nice that this acknowledges that he loves his current one too.
J when M said maybe I had two girls inside of me "Then I am not helping to take care of them."
M to her teacher when she caught her eating candy in the cubby room "These are pills my mother gave me because I am sick."
M to me when I asked her wtf candy was doing in her bag "I do not know how it got there."
M to me when I told her to climb off a fence because I was tired of waiting "You think my brain has skills to go faster than it does" (it is true that her climbing skills leave a lot to be desired).
A student of mine who asked me if my babies were going to speak Spanish was surprised to learn that my two kids do not speak it now "You should get them in here (Spanish classroom)."
berry funny !!!
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