Today...

While choosing what to stream on "Neckflix"
J- Hannah Montana is my favorite
Me- No it is not. You just want M to watch it.
J-When I am a grown up I am going to have a daughter and name her M and let her watch Hannah Montana
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According to J I spray "nasonuts" in his nose every night.
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J screaming for me wipe him from his bathroom upstairs.
I tell him, as I always do now "do it yourself you are 4."
After yelling like a madman he says "my legs are getting tired. come-wipe-me -NOW!"
I try not to laugh.
When he realizes I am not coming he changes target and asks "no nee" (nonna mariní) to do it.
I ask him what he does in school and he tells me "the toilet is my size there."
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M was trying desperately to arrange a dinner date or a sleepover date or anything with her friend Z today. Z was not amused by the fact that I did not let her hold a baby or come over for dinner. M insisted on calling her friend as soon as we got home ( I explained that she needed to allow time for Z to get home too). As she tried to negotiate a plan with her while consulting with me, all with the phone in her hand.. she decided to talk to someone in charge and asked Z to put her mother on the phone. In 3 minutes she had secured a dinner date with a sleepover afterwards and she looked so satisfied it was funny. After hanging up she did a victory (think "Walk like an Egyptian") dance. Then she thought she should call back to get J invited too. I said no but she called anyway (only after asking "is it popular or annoying to call back to double check about the play date). This girl sure knows what she wants and how to get it!

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After J woke up A by banging into her chair with another one M commented "That sure was disturbing that he waked her up."