M- I get so excited in swimming that I cannot hold it in and I swim all over the place.
J (as I poured water on him to wash him)- Are you crazy?
F to M- When you are eight I am going to start to teach you to drive. You know your great grandmother was a professional race car driver (true).
J- Didn't she die in a car accident? (yes).
J- Can you cut my toe nails? They are beyond (pointing to edge of his toes).
J in car- When we get there, I want to throw up.
J to F yesterday- You are the worst father ever.
J to his abuela- Thanks g-d you are not the best.
M- We are royal. I am the queen of New York but I am in disguise because I do not want commotion.
you certainly are the queen of new york !!
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