Today's Juice

M upon learning about MRI's:  I am very frightened to go into one. (tío) D said everyone goes into one.

M when I excused myself after burping while I bathed her: Was that from your butt or your mouth?

J when touching his uncle's face: That feels like a porcupine

J when he asked me to get him a book (to which I said yes): If you do not get it, I will fight you (sticking out a light saver)

J - Why do you still have that wart on you? You have had it for like 16 years (close, like 12 months!)