Recently

 V to E: Do not knock down my castle or I am going to say I hate you, be quiet and shut up.

Me to J: Are you dressed to go fishing and making your own breakfast?
J: Yes, like a man should.

V to me on the beach: I am going to get you a new dress, yours is all sandy. I have a wallet and a metrocard.

A to me: Do you like gum and candy and presents?
Me: I like presents.
A: Then poop mama. You have to poop.

A with my coffee mug in her hand: You may not drink my coffee.

J: Do you think I am skinny enough to fit through the bars of jail?
Me: Your head would get stuck.
J: I will use a hurdle( girdle) to shrink it.