V to A: I am going to get you a new kitten next time for a treat.
A: No, get me a lollipop and a candy bar.
V: Me too, I want a candy bar.
V on a neighbor's toy gun: I want a turn with the drill!
A: V is not going to come to by birthday.
Me: Yes, he is. You have the same birthday.
A: No, we don't.
Me: Who is older?
A: Me. I am older.
V in bed with us: J has lots of hair. Papi don't have hair. Papi should get more hair. Does papi have hair this am?
A: You are in the mamá seat.
Me: No, this is the passenger seat, there is no mamá seat.
A: Yes there is. You are in the mamá seat.
A to V on the street: Do not jump or the neighbors will get angry.
V to me as I got dressed: Who gave you those petetas?
V singing to himself: My penis, my penis, I have a very big penis, my penis is longer!
Saturday, November 30, 2013
Haircuts!!
It has been a week since my midgets got their first haircuts. I was shocked at how happy V was to sit (so still) and have his locks chopped off- he never mentioned his old hair again. A was a bit more hesitant to sit in the chair at the barber shop (each hair cut was a whopping $10!) but walked away with a cute bob. I am still mourning the loss of V's long hair. Everyone seems to think he is super cute with his new generic do (think pudgy boy) and of course he is but... I miss my little long haired boy. Guess what? People still say "what cute girls- are they twins?" There are so many firsts... this time around, they are last firsts and lasts are harder to swallow.
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Twodler Humor
V to himself: You have to focus!
A to L: I am Sally and V is Nick and you are Cat in the Hat!
me to A: Can I have a bite?
A, with bagel in mouth: When I am finished.
V to me regarding my classroom: This is a beautiful room
A to V: I am not being impatient.
A to L: I am Sally and V is Nick and you are Cat in the Hat!
me to A: Can I have a bite?
A, with bagel in mouth: When I am finished.
V to me regarding my classroom: This is a beautiful room
A to V: I am not being impatient.
Monday, November 11, 2013
MoJo & AleVit Lines
M: I am so well potty trained. I could not have an accident if I wanted to.
A: I want cockcorn.
V: Me too, I want cockporn.
M: It is funny how your body is trained so you do not fart or burp in front of people but you let it all go at home.
M: That is the worst part of birthdays. Thank you cards.
A: I want some Thomas (hummus) on my chips.
V: Me too. I love Thomas.
M and J disagreeing while playing 20 questions...
J: But super heroes do exist!
M: No, they do not.
J: Well I think they do, so this is hard for me.
M: Do you think you could stand it? To have one more kid?
M: What are the religious backgrounds in our family?
Me: Well, papi's family is Catholic.
J: You mean athletic?
Me: No, Catholic.
J: That does not mean anything. You mean athletic.
A: I want cockcorn.
V: Me too, I want cockporn.
M: It is funny how your body is trained so you do not fart or burp in front of people but you let it all go at home.
M: That is the worst part of birthdays. Thank you cards.
A: I want some Thomas (hummus) on my chips.
V: Me too. I love Thomas.
M and J disagreeing while playing 20 questions...
J: But super heroes do exist!
M: No, they do not.
J: Well I think they do, so this is hard for me.
M: Do you think you could stand it? To have one more kid?
M: What are the religious backgrounds in our family?
Me: Well, papi's family is Catholic.
J: You mean athletic?
Me: No, Catholic.
J: That does not mean anything. You mean athletic.
9!!
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Twoddler Comments
A: Mamá, I am younger than you!
V: Mamá, why I love you?
V: I am totally not tired.
V: Mamá, why I love you?
V: I am totally not tired.
Monday, November 4, 2013
Backlog of Lines
J to me: You get to do whatever you want.
A playing with lever she made with fork and food: I have to focus (she was making glasses with her hands)
V on (poorly cooked) pasta: It is too hard. Rough. Not good. (M verified that he was right).
M when I told her F would not be happy with how dirty I got his phone: He just ran 26 miles, I think he can handle cleaning his phone.
Me to A: Did you like swimming?
A: S(the teacher) is my best friend!
V to A: Are you mad? I am!
V to A this am: Give me a hug!
M when she saw a man with a Superman costume on Nov 1: He is so yesterday!
J: Are you going to be a singer in my band? Or be in a puddle?
M: I want to be a doctor.
J: That will take a million years to be a doctor.
J: My life is terrible because I have the meanest teachers and people are always bossing me around.
M: Life is not perfect.
M when I asked her if she knew why they were punished (no snack for throwing out part of their dinner): You are doing it so we have a vague idea of being hungry. People struggle and a piece of bread is like a miracle.
M: If the rich gave a lot of their money to the poor- then it would be fair- we would all be middle class.
A playing with lever she made with fork and food: I have to focus (she was making glasses with her hands)
V on (poorly cooked) pasta: It is too hard. Rough. Not good. (M verified that he was right).
M when I told her F would not be happy with how dirty I got his phone: He just ran 26 miles, I think he can handle cleaning his phone.
Me to A: Did you like swimming?
A: S(the teacher) is my best friend!
V to A: Are you mad? I am!
V to A this am: Give me a hug!
M when she saw a man with a Superman costume on Nov 1: He is so yesterday!
J: Are you going to be a singer in my band? Or be in a puddle?
M: I want to be a doctor.
J: That will take a million years to be a doctor.
J: My life is terrible because I have the meanest teachers and people are always bossing me around.
M: Life is not perfect.
M when I asked her if she knew why they were punished (no snack for throwing out part of their dinner): You are doing it so we have a vague idea of being hungry. People struggle and a piece of bread is like a miracle.
M: If the rich gave a lot of their money to the poor- then it would be fair- we would all be middle class.
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