When I said he could not eat something: What do you mean? You say no but food is for everyone. If you do not give me ice cream then you have to give me pretzels.
If I eat this chicken, then I need to stay in Miami for eva and eva and eva.
to tia S: I am going to put you in a hole and I am going to keep your doggie. I am also going to put your mom in there and throw a piano at you (can you tell we watch Looney Tunes?)
on the beach last night: Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!
I am not in trouble, trouble means you are in jail.
I dreamed about Santa and L.
to abuelo r: Your teeth are green. And grey.
Me: Do you like medialunas or sandwiches de miga or churros better?
V: Both, in my belly.
V to tia C: Do you know you are fat because you eat a lot?
V angry in the pool: This is not my stupid life!
V in the pool: I need to poop. Should I go in the bushes?
V playing on beach with sand: I am putting gay power in it!
Me: What?
V: Cinnamon!
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