Midget Words

When I threatened to take a puzzle away, V: I do not care.
I said: I like how J and A are trying to sleep and listening to me.
A few minutes later, V: You hurt my feelings when you said they are winners. I want to be a winner

Me to V: It is past bedtime.
V:It is past bedtime for real or for fake?

V to A: That is not a flauta, that is a ramonica.

J to V: Is this the worst day ever?
V: Not quite (new expression) because you still love me.

After V received an invitation to a birthday party: I have to talk to her parents. I never spoke to them about something.
Me: What?
V: Going to see their house.