V as he asked that I take his shoes off but leave his socks on (one of ocd's): Mamá, you know the rules of me!
When I told V he was my best little boy, he said: And A is your best beauty!
V to F: My culito is mamá's but you can have my penis.
F: (awkward) OK
V: But my penis has poison in it!
Me to V: I would love it if you could stop talking for a minute.
V: I would love it if you weren't my mother.
M to me: Can we run in the marathon with papi?
Me: Yes, just a little.
M: I only want to do the NYC part.
M: I miss our insurance from when papi was at Delonghi?
Me: Why?
M: So we could go to that cool lounge at the airport.
Me: That has nothing to do with insurance!
you missed to comment who v's new mother would be, lol
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