V: How does the baby come out of your pipes?
Me: What pipes?
V: Where the food goes. In your butt.
A: It does not come out of her butt; it comes out of her conchita.
A to me: Put cream on my legs and massage them. Do your best. And don't stop until I need a water break.
A to me: Do you know what M is? A fair girl!
A to me: Can you mix my salad so my olives get lost in there?
V to me in the car: Do not sing while you drive. That is NOT going to help you or help us.
V to F: I can't clean up that huge (his) mess! I am a kid. You cannot make me.
A: The city has an end. But the sky doesn't.
Me to A: What is your favorite planet?
A: Earth!
V: We would be boiling on other planets.
Monday, January 25, 2016
Friday, January 15, 2016
January Musings
J: I want to live in Miami with abuelo L when I grow up. I hope his dog is still alive then so it can play with my dogs.
(not sure if I already posted this one from dec).
My grandmother said that she and V looked like royalty sitting on thrones wearing robes to which V replied: You are sitting on a chair like a bum.
A when I told her to go to the bathroom with V: I do NOT want to see my brother's penis.
Me to V: Here is your pasta.
V: Fantastic!
A when she saw F and I kissing: Are you two in love?
V (or A?): Does the president have a gun or a sword?
A: Why is kissing not appropriate in school?
V: Your belly is getting big.
Me: The baby is growing.
V: It is not alive yet!
Me: Of course it is.
V: When did it get in there? It was not in there when I was.
Me: No, after.
V: How?
Me: Papi and I made it.
V: How did it get IN there? WHEN?
(not sure if I already posted this one from dec).
My grandmother said that she and V looked like royalty sitting on thrones wearing robes to which V replied: You are sitting on a chair like a bum.
A when I told her to go to the bathroom with V: I do NOT want to see my brother's penis.
Me to V: Here is your pasta.
V: Fantastic!
A when she saw F and I kissing: Are you two in love?
V (or A?): Does the president have a gun or a sword?
A: Why is kissing not appropriate in school?
V: Your belly is getting big.
Me: The baby is growing.
V: It is not alive yet!
Me: Of course it is.
V: When did it get in there? It was not in there when I was.
Me: No, after.
V: How?
Me: Papi and I made it.
V: How did it get IN there? WHEN?
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
20 YEARS BABY
It was 20 years ago today that we sealed the deal with a kiss at the top of the stairs of some subway station in Rome. While I cannot believe that I chose such an amazing human to share my life with when I was so young, I have to be grateful for my good fortune. He may not be perfect, but F is the true love of my life, not sure who else would put up with all that I come with. He is my number one boyfriend and the best father to these kids we keep having. To 40 more years together (I hope) and then I can die in peace. LOVE JEW.
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