January Musings

J: I want to live in Miami with abuelo L when I grow up. I hope his dog is still alive then so it can play with my dogs.

(not sure if I already posted this one from dec).
My grandmother said that she and V looked like royalty sitting on thrones wearing robes to which V replied: You are sitting on a chair like a bum.

A when I told her to go to the bathroom with V: I do NOT want to see my brother's penis.

Me to V: Here is your pasta.
V: Fantastic!


A when she saw F and I kissing: Are you two in love?

V (or A?): Does the president have a gun or a sword?

A: Why is kissing not appropriate in school?

V: Your belly is getting big.
Me: The baby is growing.
V: It is not alive yet!
Me: Of course it is.
V: When did it get in there? It was not in there when I was.
Me: No, after.
V: How?
Me: Papi and I made it.
V: How did it get IN there? WHEN?