A & V

V: How does the baby come out of your pipes?
Me: What pipes?
V: Where the food goes. In your butt.
A: It does not come out of her butt; it comes out of her conchita.

A to me: Put cream on my legs and massage them. Do your best. And don't stop until I need a water break.

A to me: Do you know what M is? A fair girl!

A to me: Can you mix my salad so my olives get lost in there?

V to me in the car: Do not sing while you drive. That is NOT going to help you or help us.

V to F: I can't clean up that huge (his) mess! I am a kid. You cannot make me.

A: The city has an end. But the sky doesn't.

Me to A: What is your favorite planet?
A: Earth!
V: We would be boiling on other planets.