A: I like F how he is right now. I did not like him how he was before.
Me: How?
A: No eyebrows or eyelashes.
F to J: I am sorry to hear that you guys gave mamá a hard time today.
J: Well, it's not my fault if mamá decided to have five children.
V: Do grown ups do wet farts?
V to A: Just let me handle him (F).
V: Is it possible for a slug to get to California in one minute?
J: I think we should have another baby.
A: No thank you.
Me: No we are done. And six is an even number.
J: have seven!
V: Is it hard work making babies?
A, out of the blue: This is crazy! Everyone in my class has light skin!
V: I love him (F) so much, I won't forget him when I am dead.
A: How important is F? Super important.
J: Did your tetas used to be normal?
hard to remember what tetas were like - if they were ever normal...all we know is that they never go back.
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