Some ZIngers

V: I hate Donald Trump. Is Harry Kliffin president yet?
Me: Who?
V: The girl!

While discussing Bill Clinton and his notorious affair, M: Did she work at the White House?
Me: Yes.
M: Was she in his closet?
Me: You mean cabinet:)?

V: I swear to G-d!
Me: Don't swear to G-d.
V: I swear to G-d and death and hell!!


J: It's a squirrel!
(tía) H: No, I think it's a chipmunk.
V: It's not a chipmunk, chipmunks sing!

A: Should I marry a coke or a water or a person?

(tía) E: What do your farts smell like?
V: I never fart.
(everyone laughs)
V: I didn't say I never farted. I said I THINK I never farted!

Back Blurbs

I have been remiss in posting lines from the past few weeks. Here are some highlights:

V: I'm gonna live in Miami so I don't need to sign up for college.

V trying eggplant parmigiana: I love this salagna!

A looking at a woman leaving the park with 5 children: She has so much childs.
Me: Just like us, five.
A: Yeah, but she has a baby.

A: I was stretching and then I realized I had so big muscles.

V to F: Do you know who I am? You must definitely should.

F caught V kissing F's penis and told him not to. V: But I love all of him!

M: I don't like using nail clippers. Scissors are better. You always have to edit with clippers.

V (can't remember context): Run for your life! You are in AMERICA.

J: Yeah. Babies are definitely worth it.

V: This is the worst family I ever had.

V on A when they grow up: I don't even know where she is going to work!

V: When I was a kid did TV exist?

A on little F returning him to me: I don't do crying.

V: What do you call a three humped dino?
V: Pregnant!

Me: How do you know about snapchat?
M: I have friends!

A on a hike at the top of her lungs: I HATE nature! I HATE bugs!


??: Happy ever after is over. Wish we could have a happy moment.

A trying to convince me to ring a friend's doorbell as we walked by her house: Fresh DirecK does it- they just ring.

J: Is it worth having the child? All of the stress? I'm only having two.

M in the car when I told her we weren't stopping: I think it is illegal if they don't feed us lunch.

V: Did it hurt when (little) F came out?
Me: Yes.
A: But she is used to it.
V: Did you cut his ptitín off?

August Part I

V: Do we really have a baby?
Me: Yes- there he is.
V: I want to see what he looks like when he grows up.

V: What do you call a three humped dinosaur?
V: Pregnant!

V to crying F: Don't panic

V angry with A: Then I am never going to play with you. Have a good luck. Have fun with nothing.


V: I love (mini) F with all my heart.

A: Does (mini) f know he is a human?