Some ZIngers

V: I hate Donald Trump. Is Harry Kliffin president yet?
Me: Who?
V: The girl!

While discussing Bill Clinton and his notorious affair, M: Did she work at the White House?
Me: Yes.
M: Was she in his closet?
Me: You mean cabinet:)?

V: I swear to G-d!
Me: Don't swear to G-d.
V: I swear to G-d and death and hell!!


J: It's a squirrel!
(tía) H: No, I think it's a chipmunk.
V: It's not a chipmunk, chipmunks sing!

A: Should I marry a coke or a water or a person?

(tía) E: What do your farts smell like?
V: I never fart.
(everyone laughs)
V: I didn't say I never farted. I said I THINK I never farted!