I have been remiss in posting lines from the past few weeks. Here are some highlights:
V: I'm gonna live in Miami so I don't need to sign up for college.
V trying eggplant parmigiana: I love this salagna!
A looking at a woman leaving the park with 5 children: She has so much childs.
Me: Just like us, five.
A: Yeah, but she has a baby.
A: I was stretching and then I realized I had so big muscles.
V to F: Do you know who I am? You must definitely should.
F caught V kissing F's penis and told him not to. V: But I love all of him!
M: I don't like using nail clippers. Scissors are better. You always have to edit with clippers.
V (can't remember context): Run for your life! You are in AMERICA.
J: Yeah. Babies are definitely worth it.
V: This is the worst family I ever had.
V on A when they grow up: I don't even know where she is going to work!
V: When I was a kid did TV exist?
A on little F returning him to me: I don't do crying.
V: What do you call a three humped dino?
V: Pregnant!
Me: How do you know about snapchat?
M: I have friends!
A on a hike at the top of her lungs: I HATE nature! I HATE bugs!
??: Happy ever after is over. Wish we could have a happy moment.
A trying to convince me to ring a friend's doorbell as we walked by her house: Fresh DirecK does it- they just ring.
J: Is it worth having the child? All of the stress? I'm only having two.
M in the car when I told her we weren't stopping: I think it is illegal if they don't feed us lunch.
V: Did it hurt when (little) F came out?
Me: Yes.
A: But she is used to it.
V: Did you cut his ptitÃn off?
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